Tex's Turd Polish is the premium blend of omega's 3, 6, 7, and 9 – like a fancy smoothie for your skin, but way less weird. This ultra-potent concoction not only gives your client's body the nutrients it deserves, but it also stabilizes all those omegas, making them work harder, smarter, and longer. 

This isn't just a tattoo glide – it's a lifestyle. Your clients are getting vitamins, minerals, antioxidants, and flavonoids. This glide is basically like if skin could eat kale but in the best possible way. 

And let’s talk glide: This isn’t just a tattoo experience – it’s THE tattoo experience. You’ll glide through your tattoo session like a buttered otter on a slip-n-slide. Smooth. Effortless and Sublime.

The beeswax? Made from the byproduct of real synthetic bees (no actual bees were harmed in the making of this luxurious Glide).

In short, it’s the most potent, longest-lasting glide for your tattoos – and for your face and anywhere... (if you’re feeling adventurous).

6 oz of pure, smooth joy in a tub. Use it, love it, laugh about it. You’ve never felt this good about the glide you choose.

So don't be a Turd, polish that tattoo until it's perfect!